Sarah Palin o Beethovenie

teleskop · 4 Listopada 2008

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" Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 12:55pm

An Interview with Sarah Palin

JD: Governor, may I call you Sarah?

SP: You betcha.

JD: I just simply can’t believe in the midst of this intense campaign season, you could find the time to talk with me about the “Hammerklavier” Sonata.

SP: Well, ya know, Beethoven was the dude who said thanks but no thanks to Napoleon. Plus from all the mavericky songs he wrote, maybe this one could be known as the most maverickyest.

JD: I have to confess I’m a bit surprised you are so familiar with this particular work.

SP: Well, Mr. Snooty Juilliard Graduate, I’ll have you know I did my thesis on the Hammerklavier at Hawaiian Pacific University. Of course I had to continue revising it at Northern Idaho Massage Institute. And at Montana College for Bear-Loving Beauty Pageant Alumni. But also too the Hammerklavier’s on my ‘Pod whenever I go wolf hunting … those dactyls get me SUPER pumped.

JD: What was your thesis called?

SP: Originally I wanted to call it “Frickin Kick-Ass Beethoven,” but my advisor was in a bad mood that day because Felicity chose Noel over Ben. So I had to change it to “Trickle-Down Fugonomics: A Reaganian Model of Beethoven’s Counterpoint.” That’s how I got funding from the American Enterprise Institute.

JD: What was the main thrust of your thesis?

SP: Jeremy, I guess my point is, a fugue is more than one voice, just like America. And it has certain values."